1. If Famous Writers had Written Twilight →

    suzywire:

    Haruki Murakami:

    Bella has sex with Edward, who is half a ghost. Jacob is a talking cat. Most of the prose is given over to descriptions of Bella making pasta.

    Jane Austen

    Basically the same as the original, except that Bella is socially apt and incredibly witty. Her distrust of Edward is initially bourne out of a tragic misunderstanding of his character, but after a fling with Jacob during which he sexually assaults her (amusing to no one in this version) she and Edward live happily ever after.

    If Christopher Nolan wrote it, then Bella dies or is already dead. If someone wrote it for David Fincher, then everyone dies and there is no love.

    (via holybat)

    4 months ago  /  1,138 notes  /  Source: bookriot

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